HAUNTED PUSSY

From left to Right: Bilge Byron, Mr. Brooke Shields, Bilge Baron (our ghost drummer is difficult to photograph)

THE STORY OF HAUNTED PUSSY
The story of Haunted Pussy is a macabre tale. Many years ago in a mansion in upstate NY, a 13 year old girl lived with her wealthy parents who were often away on vacation. While they were gone, the men who tended the mansion and grounds would rape and abuse the girl. She felt very sad, until one day she met a ghost in the library. The ghost said he would help her, but then the ghost raped her. She was so upset, until the ghost explained that he had impregnated her with a baby ghost that would forever protect her from all future rapists.
THE HAUNTED PUSSY.



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HAUNTED PUSSY returns from the DEAD!

UPCOMING APPEARANCES:

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SATURDAY THE 13TH! (Of the month called August)

1. Haunted Pussy (Mobile Unit) will be roaming Ludlow street and Avenue A to rock the Bridge & Tunnel crowd like we did when we played last year’s Halloween Parade and this year’s SIREN festival (which Spin Magazine’s website called "the Best Performance By A Band Not On The Bill").

FREE – 8PM-ish to 10 PM

LOOK for a team of art-noise mirages or LISTEN for the shrieks of pain. We’ll be doing random 5-minute sets along different sidewalks.


2. Also this Saturday nite:
The Delancey – 168 Delancey (at the entrance to the Williamsburg Bridge)

FULL ROCK SET with drums, effects, and other bands.

10PM – PINK NOISE
11PM – ANGELIC BOMBS
MIDNITE – HAUNTED PUSSY

$7

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MONDAY THE 15TH OF August

8PM SHARP!

FREE SHOW at THE CONTINENTAL (3RD AVE and ST. MARKS)
(they have one of the best soundsystems in NYC and we sound like God’s orgasm there)

8PM - HAUNTED PUSSY
9PM – FACE FIRST
10PM – PUNK METAL KARAOKE


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WEDNESDAY THE 17TH OF AUGUST

HAUNTED PUSSY GOES DISCO!

FREE!

As part of Midnites with Moonshine, our favorite show in NYC right now. (Every Wednesday night he hosts a casual show of smart and weird performers doing 3- 9 minutes sets in a row.)

This will be our FIRST show with guitar sorcerer Mr. Brooke Shields on keyboards and drum programming instead of his post-Randy Rhoads guitar storms. RARE EVENT!

Midnite – 2 am-ish
Bowery Poetry Club – 308 Bowery tween Bleecker and Houston


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THURSDAY THE 25TH OF AUGUST

HAUNTED PUSSY plays the HOWL FESTIVAL!

Special Spooky 1 AM SHOW! (Technically Friday Morning)

$3 (but we’re trying to get them to make it free b/c there’s a big music show at 10pm by our pals which IS FREE, so come to both).

With SPECIAL GUEST… JUGGERNUT (the best new act we’ve seen in ages) (his music is like James Bond-theme meets electro-violence and he uses stun guns on stage!)

Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery, manhattan

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MONDAY THE 12TH OF SEPTEMBER

FREE - full power HPussy!

Haunted Pussy RETURNS to Continental to rock the metalheads going to sing PUNK METAL KARAOKE.

Haunted Pussy - 9pm
PunkMetal Karaoke - 10pm

Continental - 3rd Ave @ St. Marks

WE ALWAYS ENCOURAGE RECORDING DEVICES so please bring videocameras or tape recorders b/c most of our shows are improvised.

ALSO IN THE NEWS
Click here to read about Haunted Pussy in the Village Voice.

Be sure to stop by and visit www.punkrockbitch.com - a new fanzine which is going to feature a story about Haunted Pussy in the coming weeks.

AND - Haunted Pussy made Eddytor's Dozen last week, Chuck Eddy(music editor of The Village Voice)'s weekly favorite bands or something? along with I.C.E., a metal band who wrote a complete album, on which every song is all about freezing to death!!! Inspiring.


Click here to see our newest Village Voice write-up from 11/24/04.



HAUNTED PUSSY PHOTO ALBUM (scroll down forever)


Haunted Pussy rocks the Pfizer annual Christmas gala!



Bilge Baron is comforted by the BunnyBrains’ Malcom Tent after rocking herself bloody at Rape & Cry.



Mr. Brooke Shield's fingers fly across the freboard!










Bilge hears a who!



Bilge Byron covers her ears so she doesn't have to hear her own singing!



Bilge rocks so hard, audiences hallucinate!










Mr. BS is FEELIN’ it.



SCARY!!!










Bilge has fallen and can't get up.



Bilge prays for a shirt.










The Bilges, wiped out after making viewers cry at Acme Underground.





Byron busts a windmill!











Baron begs a passerby for some spare change.



Bring it on, ghost fucker!










Mr. Brooke Shield's amazing licks transcend ethnic differences.



Bilge Baron hits a high one!



Bobby Bunny with a sign of things to come.



Wrong tombstone, you dead dumb ass!



Bilge Baron baffles the boys at Rape N Cry!









Both Bilges make good points.



Bilge Byron and her amazing glowing ass.



Haunted Pussy gathers for their pre-show seance!



Left to Right: Bilge Baron (contemplates death), Mr. Brooke Shields (obsesses over fear-metal), Bilge Byron (practices her scales).









Bilge Baron despairin'



Left To Right: Baron contemplates something dreary, Shields and Byron stare intently forward.



Our friends THE BUNNYBRAINS rock in full technicolor.



Doppleganger Band: Fuzzy Pussy.









This photo: Bilge poses with her full, pink lips.

***[NOTE: The crazy triptych photos were merely shot thru a 50 cent cigarette lighter to add refraction effects. Some bands would use costly Photoshop or costly filters, but not the visionary (read: cheap and poor) artists of Haunted Pussy!!]

PHOTO CREDITS: Bobby Bunny, Tina Zimmer, Lippy, Bruce Ron, Mr. Brooke Shields, Bilge Baron, and anyone else not mentioned who took a photo of us.